Hello, I am lesbianbagel. This is my life story.

Where I was BornEdit

I was born in on May 20, 2013.

My CareerEdit

Well, I was hired as a bagelpornstar on May 20, 2013. Fifteen seconds after my birth. They later discovered I was a lesbianbagel and decided to make me grind a bunch of other lesbianbagels! They weren't even fucking hot! I was outraged, so I decided to quit. They then offered me a raise if I stayed (proly bcuz im so god at flims) so, I took it. Now I'm a billionaire, and a soon to be trillionaire. Get on your fucking knees and bow, bitches!


this is a self portrait

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